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Funny Shayari

Aaye Raaton Ko

Na Need Aaye Raaton Ko,
Na Chaen Aaye Din Bhar,
Khuda Se Puchha Maine..
Kya Ye Pyar Ka Bukhaar Hai?
Khuda Ne Jawaab Diya..
Arre Nahi Garmi Mei Sabka Hi Aesa Haal Hai.

Muskurane Ko

Na Muskurane Ko Jee Chahta Hai,
Na Kuch Khane-Peene, Na Sone Ko Jee Chahta Hai,
Ye Garmi Ab Bardaast Nahi Hoti,
Sab Chhod Kar Ab Shimla Chale Jane Ko Jee Chahta Hai.

Wo bewafa hoti

वो बेवफा होती तो यारों बात और थी
उसकी वफ़ा से ही दिल में जखम है।
हर दुसरे दिन उसका मैसेज आ जाता है
“मोबाइल रिचार्ज करा दो बैलेंस ख़तम है”

Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya

Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya,
Kushbu tere sath laya,
Phir mere dil me khayal aaya,
Ke lagta hay ki,
Aaj bhi tu..
Nahi ‘NAHAYA’

Yaad karte hai tumhe

Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai mein,
Hume mat dhundo duniya ki bheed mein,
Hum milenge tumhe fir kisi,
Free SMS ki scheme mein.

Tumhari yaad dil se

Tumhari yaad dil se jaane nahi denge,
Tumhare jaisa dost khone bhi nahi denge,
Roz sharafat se sms kiya karo warna,
Ek kaan k neeche denge or rone bhi nahi denge.

Har taraf padhai ka

Har taraf padhai ka saya hai,
Kitabo main sukh kisne paya hai,
Ladke to jate hai tution ladkiyan dekhne,
Aur sir kehte hai dekho itni barsat mai ladka padhne aya hai.

Life tum jaise dosto se

Dil sapno se ‘HOUSEFULL’ hai..
Pura hona bhi ‘DOUTFULL’ hai..
Is duniya me har chiz ‘WONDERFULL’ hai..
Kyuki life tum jaise dosto se ‘COLOURFULL’ hai..

Kisi shayar ne kaha

Kisi shayar ne kaha..
Zindagi ek lamba safar hai,
Kisi aashiq ne kaha..
Zindagi ek mushkil paheli hai,
Are dosto zindagi ka arth toh sirf voh bata sakta hai,
Jiski shaadi ke baad bhi koi saheli hai!!

Zindagi behaal hai

Zindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai na taal hai,
Msg box bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai,
Yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.

Hume tumse Love hai

Hume tumse Love hai..
Please refuse na karna..
Ye zero watt ka hope bulb hai..
Please ise fuse na karna!!!

Aap baago k sab se hasin gul hai

Aap baago k sab se hasin gul hai,
Hum to bas aap ke kadmo ki dhul hai,
Ab jada gurur mat karna kyoki ..
Aaj april fool hai.

Jab tum aayine ke paas jate ho

Jab tum aayine ke paas jate ho,
To aayina kehta hai Beautiful Beautiful,
Jab tum aayine se door jate ho,
To aayina kehta hai April Fool.

Khayaal Bohat Hain

Ishq K Khayaal Bohat Hain..
Ishq K Charche Bohat Hain..
Sochte Hain Hum Bhi Kar Le Ishq..
Par Sunte Hain Ishq Mein Kharche Bohat Hain..

Mein aap

Sitaro mein aap,
Hawao mein aap,
Fizao mein aap,
Baharo mein aap,
Dhop mein aap,
Chaaon mein aap,
Sach hi suna hai ki buri aatmao ka koi thikana nahi hota.

Maut se

Pyar aur maut se darta kaun hai,
Pyar to ho jata he ise krta kaun hai,
Hum to kar de pyar me jaan bhi qurban,
Par pata to chale hmse pyar karta kaun hai!!

Aapki yaad mein humne

Aapki yaad mein humne nai kalam uthai,
Liya paper aur tasveer aapki banai,
Socha tha ki usko sambhaal kar rakhenge,
Magar wo to baccchon ko darane ke kaam aayee.

Humne unki tasveer

Humne unki tasveer apne man manidir mein saja li,
Unki yaadein aapne dil mein basa li,
Lekin jub unhone humein koi tawazzo na di,
To humne bhi unki chhoti behen phasa li.

Dil ka dard dil todne wala

Dil ka dard dil todne wala kya jaane,
Pyar ke rivazon ko ye zamaana kya jaane,
Kitni takleef hoti hai ladki patane mein,
Yeh ghar baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane.

Unki gali se mera janaza nikla

Unki gali se mera janaza nikla,
Wo na nikle jinke liye janaza nikla,
Unka ghar aaya to mere dost siti bajane lage,
Rakh ke mera janaza kamine usko patane lage.

Winter Shayari Funny

Winter Shayari (Crazy one) Arz kiya hai..
Baith ke toilet mein nawab ke jaise..
Sardi ke mausam mein sochtaa hu aise..
Baith ke toilet mein nawab ke jaise..
Sardi ke mausam mein sochtaa hu aise.
Ki kar to li hai tune beta….abb thande paani se dhoega Kaise..

Pagal banaati thi

Hansti thi hansaati thi,
dil ko bahut bhati thi,
dekh dekh sarmaati thi,
phir andar se muskurati thi,
aaj pata chala ke woh
,khud toh pagal thi,
mujhe bhi pagal banaati thi..

Kyun kisi ki yaadon mein

Kyun kisi ki yaadon mein roya jaye,
Kyub kisi ke khayalo mein khoya jaye,
Mera to yakeen hai,
Bahar mausam bahut kharab hai,
Kyun na razai tankar soya jaye.

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