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Larki Ro Ro K Larkay Se

Larki Ro Ro K Larkay Se
Keh Rahi Hai,
Larki Ro Ro K Larke Se
Keh Rahi Hai,
Haath Chooro Jan..
Meri Naak Beh Rahi Hai.
Happy Winter Season
Aaaa….chhii

Winter Ka Zamana Hai

Winter Ka Zamana Hai,
Msg Karke Apko Satana Hai,
Mmusam Bhi Diwana Hai,
2-4 Msg Aap Bhi Kar Do,
Kya..
Balance Bacha K
Naya Sweter Lana Hai.

Thand aur insult

“Thand aur insult”
Jitni Mehsus Karoge Utni Jyada Lagegi*
So..
Be_Careless
&
Be_Beshram
Enjoy Life, Enjoy Winter!
Think Hatke,
Jiyo Datke!

Har Safalta Par aapka

Har Safalta Par aapka Naam Ho,
Aapke Har Decision Par Kaamyabhi Ka Mukam Ho,
Thand Aa Gayi Hai Dhyan Rakhna,
Main nahi Chahta aapko sardi aur jukaam Ho.

Sheetal Sheetal vayu Chali

Sheetal Sheetal vayu Chali,
Aasman Hua Suhana,
Gadhe Bhi sms Padhne Lage,
Shikshit Hua jamana.
Happy Winter Time..

8-9 Mahine tumhe avoide kiya mujhe

8-9 Mahine tumhe avoide kiya mujhe,
Lekin ab tum mujhe or dur nahi rakh sakte,
Aaj nahi to kal apni baahon me mujhe jarur loge,
With love
Tumhari purani
”SWEATER”

Happy Winter Season Shayari

2 Baar Lips Pe,
2 Baar Gaal Pe,
1 Martaba Mathay Pe,
2 Baar Eyes Pe,
Cold Cream Zaroor Lagana,
Sardi Aarahi Hai Na.
Happy Winter Season

Mausam Ne Li Angrai

Mausam Ne Li Angrai,
Aur Humne Orhi Razai,
Ice-Cream se Hui Larrai,
Moongphali Ghar Main Aai,
Cold Drink se Mun Morr Liya,
Coffee Se Nata Jorr Liya.
Happy Winter Season

Popcorn ki khushbu

Popcorn ki khushbu,
Mungfali ki bahaar,
Thandi ka mausam aa gaya hai yaar,
Thodi si masti,Thoda sa pyar,
Muffler sweatar rakho dhokar tayaar.
Happy Winter season

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi woh bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain woh log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

Kadam kadam pe hawa ki aahat ka

Kadam kadam pe hawa ki aahat ka dhyan rakhna,
Mushkil samay mein bhi iss dost ko yaad rakhna,
Hamari yaadon ki khushboo zaroor aayegi,
Tum bus apni naak saaf rakhna.

Aaj kal tum mushkurati bahut ho

Aaj kal tum mushkurati bahut ho,
Mere dil ko bhaati bahut ho,
Dil kehta hai le jaaun tumhen dinner pe,
Par suna hai tum khaati bahut ho!

Tumse mil kar ho gaya zindagi se pyar

Tumse mil kar ho gaya zindagi se pyar,
Ab humein chhod kar mat jana yaar,
Bin tere hum jee na paayenge,
Tum na hoge to hum ULLU kise banayenge.

Kashmir ki vadiyon mein

Kashmir ki vadiyon mein,
Barfeeli hawaon mein,
Jheel ke kinare Heer ko Ranjhe ne jo kaha,
Wohi baat main tumse kahta hoon,
SWEATER PAHENO THAND LAG JAYGI !

Ansoon tere nikle aur aankhein meri ho

Ansoon tere nikle aur aankhein meri ho,
Dil tera dhadke aur dhadkane meri ho,
Khuda kare hamaari dosti itni gehri ho,
Ki naukri tum karo aur salary meri ho.

Tum door sahi majboor sahi

Tum door sahi majboor sahi,
Par yaad tumhari aati hai,
Jab saans wahan par leti ho,
To badboo yahaan tak aati hai.

Jab tum aaine ke paas jaate ho

Jab tum aaine ke paas jaate ho?
To aainaa kaheta hai?
Beautiful.. Beautiful..

Aur jab aaine se door jaate ho?
To aainaa kaheta hai?
April fool.. April fool..

Aaj mausam mein ajeeb si baat hai

Aaj mausam mein ajeeb si baat hai,
Bekabu se hamare khayalaat hain,
Jee chahata hai chura loon aap ko aapse,
Par mummy kehati hai chori karna paap hai.

Tujhe pane ke liye kuchh bhi kar sakta hu

Tujhe pane ke liye kuchh bhi kar sakta hu,
Tere pyar mein jee aur mar sakta hu,
Phir bhi tu nahi mili to koi gham nahi,
Yeh formula dusri pe bhi try kar sakta hu.

Dhoka mila jab bhi pyar mein

Dhoka mila jab bhi pyar mein,
Zindgi mein udasi chaa gayi,
Socha tha chhor denge is raah ko,
Kambakht phir ek new number se miss call aa gayi.

 

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