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Gori paan na khaya karo

Gori paan na khaya karo,
Honthon pe laali aati hai,
Gori paan na khaya karo,
Honthon pe laali aati hai,
By God,
Tera wazan dekh ke meri jaan nikal jaati hai.

Tere khoobsurat aankhon mein

Tere khoobsurat aankhon mein
Aansoo achche nahin lagte,
Chaahe jitnaa bhi roye lekin
Kabhi sachche nahin lagte.

Aasman mein kaali ghata chhai hai

Aasman mein kaali ghata chhai hai,
Aaj fir se gharwali se maar khai hai,
Dil to karta hai…sudhar jaoon magar,
Kamvali aaj fir bheeg ke aai hai.

Chiragon mein agar noor na hota

Chiragon mein agar noor na hota,
To tanha dil itna majbur na hota,
Kasam se hum aapse milne zarur aate,
Agar aapka aashiyana itni door na hota.

Phool hoon gulaab ka

Phool hoon gulaab ka,
Chameli ka mat samjhna.
Aashiq hun aapka,
Apni saheli ka mat samjhna.

Barrish ho aur zameen gilli na ho

Barrish ho aur zameen gilli na ho,
Dhoop nikle aur sarson pilli na ho,
To phir aap ne yeh kaise soch liya ke,
Neend me aap ki yaad aaye aur shalwar gilli na ho.

Apni raah khud chuno

Apni raah khud chuno,
Dil jo kahe vahi karo,
Apne peechche walon ko aage mat jane do,
Aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo,
Tabhi ek achche rikshaw waale ban paaoge.

Jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye

Jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,
Husan ke tevar nukeele ho gaye,
Hum izhar karne me thode dhele ho gaye,
Aur udhar unke hath peele ho gaye.

Lamha Lamha karke waqt guzar jayega

Lamha Lamha karke waqt guzar jayega,
7 fero ka sathi tumse bandh diya jayega,
Abhi bhi waqt hai yaaro kisi ko pata lo,
Kya pata kal kisi ka pataya hua maal..
Tumhein saup diya jayega.

Kash pyaar ka insurance ho jata

Kash pyaar ka insurance ho jata,
Pyar karne se pehle premium bharwaya jata,
Pyar mein wafa mili to theek warna,
Bewafaon pe jo kharcha hota uska claim to mil jata.

Krishna ke kadmon pe kadam badhate chalo

Krishna ke kadmon pe kadam badhate chalo,
Ab murli nahi to siti hi bajate chalo,
Radha to ghar wale dilayenge hi magar,
Tab tak gopiyon ko hi patate chalo.

Mat kar mere dost haseeno se mohabbat

Mat kar mere dost haseeno se mohabbat,
Woh to aankhon se waar karti hain.
Maine teri wali ki aankhon mein dekha hai,
Woh to saali mujh se bhi pyar karti hai.

Dhokha milta hai jab pyar mein

Dhokha milta hai jab pyar mein,
Zindagi mein udasi chha jati hai,
Sochte hain chhor denge is duniya ko,
Kambakht college me dusri pasand aa jati hai.

Marne pe hum dono ko jannat mile

Marne pe hum dono ko jannat mile,
Yeh hava yeh bahar mile,
SMS karne mein kanjusi mat kar mere dost,
Pata nahi jannat mein signal mile ya na mile.

Log ishq karte hain bade shor ke saath

Log ishq karte hain bade shor ke saath,
Humne bhi kiya tha bade zor ke saath,
Magar ab karenge zara gaur ke saath,
Kyunki kal dekha tha use kisi aur ke saath!

Kabhi hausla bhi aazmana chahiye

Kabhi hausla bhi aazmana chahiye,
Bure waqt mein bhi muskurana chahiye,
Chahe kitni bhi thand pade hafte mein,
Ek baar to nahana chahiye.

Tajmahal kisi ke liye ek ajooba hai

Tajmahal kisi ke liye ek AJOOBA hai,
To kisi ke liye pyar ka EHSAS hai,
Hamare tumhare liye to BAKWAS hai,
Kyun ki ki roz badalti humari MUMTAZ hai.

Tumhari naam ki gazalein

Tumhari naam ki gazalein
Chand par likhne ko ji chahta hai.
Par kya karu yeh zalim
Khwab amavas ki raat ko hi aata hai.

Jab tum is duniya se jaoge

Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,
Is baar jo hua bahut bura hua,
Agli baar tum ek lambi pooch aur chaar taang paoge.

Yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hain

Yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hain,
Sab apne apne naseeb hote hain,
Rahte hain jo nigahon se door,
Saale wahi question compulsary hote hain.

Baithe hain tere khayalon mein

Baithe hain tere khayalon mein,
Kagaz pe likha hai tera naam,
Kagaz pe teri tasveer laga ke,
Llikha hai yeh paigam,
Zinda ya murda pakadane wale ko,
Milega 50000 ka inaam.

Use karte hain make-up ka dabba roz kyun

Use karte hain make-up ka dabba roz kyun,
Ban sanwar kar nikalte hain roz kyun,
Mummy, tum to kehthi thi Eid to kab ki gayi,
Phir padosan se gale milte hain papa roz kyun.

Ishq hai to ishq ka izhar bhi hone chahiye

Ishq hai to ishq ka izhar bhi hone chahiye,
Aadmi ko shakl se bimar bhi hona chahiye,
Yaadon ko keh do, do chaar din ki chhuti de de,
Akhir ishq mein itvaar bhi hona chahiye.

Ankho me aansu

Ankho me aansu,
Chehre par hansi hai,
Saanso me aahein,
Dil me bebasi hai,
Pehle kyun nahi bataya ki,
Darwaje mein ungli fansi hai.

Ajab si halat hai tere jane ke bad

Ajab si halat hai tere jane ke bad,
Mujhe bhukh lagti nahin khana khane ke baad,
Mere pass do hi samose the jo maine kha liye,
Ek tere aane se pehle ek tere jane ke baad.

 

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