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Heer ro ro kar , Shayari

Heer ro ro kar
Raanjhe se keh rahi hai,
Haath chhor kameene
Meri naak beh rahi hai.

Duniya mein reh kar sapnon mein kho jaao, Shayari

Dunia mein reh kar sapnon mein kho jaao,
Kisi ko apna bana lo ya kisi ke ho jaao,
Agar kuchh bhi nahi hota hai to,
Chadar-takiya lo aur so jaao.

Agar pyaar sath ho to tanhayi nahi hoti, Shayari

Agar pyaar sath ho to tanhayi nahi hoti,
Sachche pyaar mein kbhi bewafai nahi hoti,
Par agar ek baar pyaar ho jaaye,
To kitne hi coaching center join kar lo,
Par padhaai nahi hoti.

Zindagi ki bhaag daud raaste badal jate hai, Shayari

Zindagi ki bhaag daud raaste badal jate hai,
Tez hawa mein sahil ke kinare badal jate hai,
Aksar sochta hu padh-2 ke sa record tod du,
Par kitaab kholte hi iraade badal jate hain.

Ye Duniya Hai Yahan Pe, Shayari

Ye Duniya Hai Yahan Pe,
Yeh Tamasha Ho Bhi Sakta Hai,
Abhi Jo Gham Hamara Hai,
Tumhara Ho Bhi Sakta Hai,
Tum Apne Aap Ko Hargiz,
Koi Ilzaam Mat Dena,
Ye Soda Hai Mohabbat Ka,
Khasara Ho Bhi Sakta Hai
Tum Yeh Mat Samajhna,
Tum Hi Meri Akhri Mohabbat Ho,
Mohabbat Jurm Hai,
Hum Se Dobara Ho Bhi Sakta Hai.

Mohalle Mein Nayi Maasuk Aaayi Hai, Shayari

Mohalle Mein Nayi Maasuk Aaayi Hai,
Lekar Nakhre Purane,
Lajawab Husn Hai Log Mar Kar Hi Rahenge,
Moti Hai, Kaali Hai, Thigani Hai, To Hone De,
Use Lekar Konsa Tu Ghumne Ja Raha Hai Europ.

Khuda kare kisi ko mohabbat me, Shayari

Khuda kare kisi ko mohabbat me judai na mile,
Kabhi bhi kisi ko ishq mein bewafayi na mile,
Aur jo meri es post ko padh kar bhi Like na kare,
Usko thand mein kabhi rajayi naa mile.

Charo aur padayi ka saya hain, Shayari

Charo aur padayi ka saya hain,
Saare paper mein zero aaya hain,
Hum to yuhi chal dete hao bina muh
dhoye exam dene,
Aur log kehte hain, Sala raat bhar
padh ke aaya hai.

Mohabbat mein jab mujhe Dhoka mila, Shayari

Mohabbat mein jab mujhe Dhoka mila,
To zindagi me charo aur udasi cha gayi,
Socha tha ki aag laga dunga es duniya ko,
Par kambhakt colony mein dusri aa gayi.

Chali jati hain wo beauty parlour mein yun, Shayari

Chali jati hain wo beauty parlour mein yun,
Unka maksad hain misaal-e-hoor ho jana..
Ab kon samjhaye en ladkiyo ko
Mumkin nahi kishmish ka fir se angur ho jana.

Jis Hospital ke Hum Doctor hain, Shayari

Jis Hospital ke Hum Doctor hain,
Humari Patni Waha ki Nurse hain,
Kya ajeeb julm sahna padta hain,
Apni hi Biwi ko Sister kehna padta hai.

Ankhon se barsaat hoti hain, Shayari

Safar Lamba Hai Dost Banaate Rahiye,
Dil Mile Na Mile, Haath Badalate Rahiye,
Taj Mahal Na Banaiye Mehnga Padega,
Magar Har Taraf Mumtaj Banate Rahiye

Aye Mere SMS Mere Dost Ke Pass Jana, Shayari

Aye Mere SMS Mere Dost Ke Pass Jana,
Agar Vo So Raha Ho To Shor Mat Machaana,
Jab Vo Jage To Dhire Se Muskurana, Phir Kehna Sote Rahte Ho,
Kanjoos SMS Karo!

Aahat Si Koi Aaye To Lagta Hai Ki Tum Ho, Shayari

Aahat Si Koi Aaye To Lagta Hai Ki Tum Ho,
Saya Sa Koi Lehraye To Lagta Hai Ki Tum Ho,
Ab Tumhi Batao Tum Kaya Kisi Bhoot Se Kum Ho.

Bazuon Me Dum Rakhta Hu, Shayari

Bazuon Me Dum Rakhta Hu,
Dil Me Gham Rakhta Hu,
Pata Tha SMS Ayega Tera,
Isliye Painkiller Sang Rakhta Hu.

Ramchandra Keh Gaye Siya Se, Shayari

Ramchandra Keh Gaye Siya Se,
Aisa Kalyug Ayega,
Ek Dost Ek Taraf Se SMS Karega,
Doosra Apna Paisa Bachayega.

Message Pe Message Bhejte Ho, Shayari

Message Pe Message Bhejte Ho,
Bhej Bhej Ke Bheja Kharab Karte Ho,
Bhejte Ho To Bhi Kaya Bhejte Ho,
Khud Ka Bheja To Chalta Nahi,
Doosron Ka Bheja Hua Bhejte Ho.

Yaar Ne Dil Ka Haal Bataana Chhor Diya, Shayari

Yaar Ne Dil Ka Haal Bataana Chhor Diya,
Humne Bhi Gehrayi Me Jana Chhor Diya,
Aap Ne SMS Karna Kya Band Kar Diya,
Humne Mobile Charge Karna Chhor Diya.

Chaand Per Kaali Ghata Chhati To Hogi, Shayari

Chaand Per Kaali Ghata Chhati To Hogi,
Sitaaron Ko Muskurahat Aati To Hogi,
Tum Lakh Chhupao Dunia Se,
Magar Akele Me Tumhe Apni Sakal Per Hassi Aati To Hogi.

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