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Chala Ja Message Tu Banke Gulab, Shayari

Chala Ja Message Tu Banke Gulab
Hogi Sachi Dosti To Ayega Jawab
Na Aaya Jawab To Mat Hona Udaas
Samjh Lena Bartan Saaf Kar Rahein Hain Janab

Bank Ke Lootere, Shayari

Bank Ke Lootere Bank Mein Ek Sher Farmate Hain
Taqdeer Mein Jo Hai Vahi Milega
Wah Wah
Taqdeer Mein Jo Hai Wahi Milega
Hands Up Koi Apni Jagah Se Nahi Hilega

Duniya Walo Se Chupa Kar, Shayari

Duniya Walo Se Chupa Kar
Unki Tasveer Bathroom Mein Laga Rakhi Hai,
Wah Wah
Duniya Walo Se Chupa Kar
Unki Tasvir Bathroom Mein Laga Rakhi Hai,
Aur Har Ghadi Unka Didar Ho Isliye
Julab Ki Goli Kha Rakhi Hai

Yaaro Mere Marne Ke Baad, Shayari

Yaaro Mere Marne Ke Baad,
Aansu Mat Bahana
Yaaro Mere Marne Ke Bad,
Aansoo Mat Bahana
Jyada Yaad Aaye, Toh Upper Challe Aana.

Devdas Ki Tarah Jaan Mat Do Yaaro, Shayari

Devdas Ki Tarah Jaan Mat Do Yaaro
Pyar Ko Laat Maro
Meri Baat Mano
Na Chandramukhi Na Paro
Roz Raat Ek Strong Beer Maaro Aur
Chain Se Zindagi Gujaro

Jab Tum Safed Saadi Per Laal Bindi Lagati Ho, Shayari

Jab Tum Safed Saadi Per Laal Bindi Lagati Ho,
Kasam Se, Ambulance Najar Aati Ho,
Farak Sirf Itna Hai Ki Wo Ghaylo Ko LekarJati Hai,
Aur Tum Ghayal Kar Ke Jati Ho.

Aapke Har Gunah Ki Mafi Hai, Shayari

Aapke Har Gunah Ki Mafi Hai
Aap Jo Roye To Bahut Na Insaafi Hai
Aapki Aankho Mein Na Aaye Kabhi Pani
Kyunki
Behne Ke Liye To Aapki Naak Hi Kafi Hai.

Tum Kya Chale Gaye, Shayari

Tum Kya Chale Gaye,
Baag Se Titliya Chali Gayi
Phool Murjha Gaye
Patte Jal Kar Raakh Hue.
Ab Aur Mat Satao
Garden Mein Paani Dena Hai
Kaam Par Jaldi Aao.

Zindgi Ki Har Ek Udaan Baaki Hai, Shayari

Zindgi Ki Har Ek Udaan Baaki Hai
Har Mod Pr Ek Imtihan Baki Hai
Abhi To Sirf Aap Hi Pareshan Hai Mujhse
Abhi To Pura Hindustan Baaki Hai.

Sharm to unhe aati hai, Shayari

Sharm to unhe aati hai,
Jo sharm se sharmate hai,
Hum to Besharm hai, kyu ki…
Sharm humse sharmati hai.

Zindagi lambi hai dost banate raho, Shayari

Zindagi lambi hai dost banate raho,
Dil mile na mile hath milate raho,
Taj Mahal banaana to bahut costly hai,
Per har gali mein ek Mumtaz banate raho.

Aap Ko Miss Karna Roz Ki Baat Hai, Shayari

Aap Ko Miss Karna Roz Ki Baat Hai,
Yaad Karna Aadat Ki Baat Hai,
Aap Se Dur Rehna Kayamat Ki Baat Hai,
Magar Aap Ko Jhelna Himmat Ki Baat Hai.

Isq Ne Gaalib, Shayari

Isq Ne Gaalib,
Nikamma Kar Diya,
Varna Hum Bhia,
Aadmi The Kaam Ke.

Shadi Se Pahle Biwi Likhati Thi, Shayari

Shadi Se Pahle Biwi Likhati Thi,
Tumhaare Charno Ki Daasi,
Ab Shaadi Ke Baad Likha Jata Hai,
Tumhaare Khoon Ki Pyasi,
Mana Ke Skirt Pahanane Se,
Bhagane Se Aasani Rahti Hai,
Magar Bhagane Ki Nobat Bhi,
Aati Toh Hai Skirt Ke Sabab Se,
Hotal Mein Jiske Saath Tha Main,
Kamar Mein Haath Dale,
Yaar Woh Meri Biwi Nahi Kisi Aur Ki Biwi Thi.

Khat Likhati Ho Gori, Shayari

Khat Likhati Ho Gori Ya Likhati Ho Keetab,
Likhna Aata Nahin Likhati Ho Behisaab,
Maaf Karna Parmeshvar Yeh Bhool Hamari Hai,
Puchhne Se Pata Chala Ke Woh Nirdhan Nari Hai.

Hamne Dhoop Samjhi, Shayari

Hamne Dhoop Samjhi,
Woh Chhaya Nikali,
Hamne Gaay Samjhi,
Woh Bhains Nikali,
Beda Gark Ho In Beauty Parlaro Ka,
Hamne Toh Unhe Kadki Samjha Tha,
Lekin Woh Ladki Ki Maa Nikali.

Machhar Ne Jo Kata, Shayari

Machhar Ne Jo Kata,
Dil Mein Mere Janun Tha,
Khujali Itni Huyi Ke,
Dil Besukun Tha,
Pakda Toh Chhod Diya,
Yeh Sochkar,
Saale Ki Rago Mein,
Apna Hi Khoon Tha.

Khud Khusi Paap Hai, Shayari

Ek Aadmi,
Khud Khusi Par Bhasan De Raha Tha:-
Khud Khusi Paap Hai,
Julum Hai, Gunah Hai,
Bujdili Hai, Pagalpan Hai,
Khudkhusi Karne Se Behtar Hai Ki ,
Aadmi Khud Ko Goli Maar Le.

Main Hoon Jis Haal Mein, Shayari

Main Hoon Jis Haal Mein
Ae Mere Sanam Rehne De
Chaaku Mat De Mere Haatho Mein
Kalam Rehne De
Main To Shayar Hoon
Mera Dil Hai Bahut Hi Nazook
Main Patakhe Hi Se Mar Jayunga
Bomb Rehne De.

Jis ladki k chehre par aaj kal naqab hota hai, Shayari

Jis ladki k chehre par aaj kal naqab hota hai,
Wo naqab ashiq k liye azab hota hai,
Mat marna naqab wali ladki pe mere dost,
Khubsurat packing me maal aksar kharab hota hai.

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